December 2011
I don't know if I'll have time later, so ....
Dear people on tumblr I wish you a very happy 2012. I hope at least some of your wishes and dreams come true.
I love you. I love spending time with you, it’s always so much fun. When I’m sad you make me happy.
So I really wish we’re gonna have an awesome year together next year. I’m really looking forward to it.
Special thanks to Lisa, who introduced me to tumblr;...
Best pickup-line
Person: I got food
I've never had a new years kiss, a mistletoe kiss,...
onelifelefttolivetoforgive:
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
1 tag
Honestly, what did I do before 2011?
I got a tumblr
I started watching glee
I became a Starkid
I became a coolliker an nerimoner
I started reading PWP’s
I'm not Tumblr famous.
Getting asks isn’t a regular thing, I still smile when I see Messages (1).
People don’t reblog me ASAP. Sure, I get reblogged 20 or 30 notes, if I’m lucky.
I don’t get asked for pictures of me.
People don’t ask me for requests.
I don’t have a lot to offer.
i LOVE every little follower of mine
The 3 most common lies on the internet
lolsofunny:
1. I have read and agree to the terms of service
2. Status: Offline
3. Yes, I am over 18.
adamusprime:
why do we call it germany when the people who actually live there call it deutschland
how did that come about
“hallo, welcome to deutschland”
“no deutschland is a lame name we’re gonna call you germany”
“but that’s not what we—”
“fuck you”
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
"Regular" marriage and "Gay" marriage are like...
lolsofunny:
My sister's having a friend over tonight
I need to stalk her on facebook brb
The only good think about being german on tumblr...
nobodyisgonnarainonmyparade:
Seriously guys, he’s a god ! xD
my spirit animal
4 tags
Reblog if you've spent a hell of a lot of 2011 on...
I did and I only started in October
Reblog if you're thankful for your followers
1 tag
I just remembered
I’ve been offered a foursome.
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this