my mum: *checking out my copy of TLOS*
my mum: Who's Chris Colfer
me: *shows her the about the author section*
my mum: well that's one hottie
my mum: Can I get him as my son-in-law
me: well I'd love to
me: but I don't have the right equipment
my mum: why how old is he
me: 22
my mum: that's not that old
me: yeah, well but I don't think he'd fancy marrying me
my mum: why, does he like another type of girls
me: OMG GEEZ MUM HE'S GAY.